Monday, March 24th, 2008

My Food Stamp Story

The Drudge Report just linked to a story in my old hometown newspaper stating that 1 in 10 Ohioans now receive food stamps. This reminded me of my one and only food stamp story.
While in college I was a cashier at a grocery store in a very nice suburb. Almost none of [...]

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Taco Bell and the Speed Zone

This story has been moved around my different web sites since 1997. The introduction was written in 2000.
Do you have a story that you tell that is so unreal that as the years go by, even you start to doubt whether or not it ever took place? Whenever I think [...]

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Chasing a Dog up a Mountain

Now that I’ve acclimatized to Seattle, I decided to go for my first hike of the year on Sunday. Since all the hikes look the same out here, I went for my nearest favorite: West Tiger (aka Exit 20).

I hit the trail at the same time as a lady and her 6 month [...]

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

That Time I Got in a Car Chase With Hulk Hogan

It must have been July or August of 1994. I had just moved to Tampa Bay from Columbus in June. For a few days I had two friends down from Ohio. Being the host the of a new town, I took them for a drive of the area. Ryan was in the front seat and [...]

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

Why I Don’t Like Oranges

In the post Are These the 14 SuperFoods?, I confessed that I don’t like oranges. Some of you already know this story. For the rest of you, enjoy the tale of how I lost my love for oranges during the summer of 1996.
Before I start the story, let me tell you what I dislike about [...]

Monday, September 25th, 2006

The Presidential Motorcade

On June 22-23, 2000, I got to drive in a Presidential Motorcade. This is the original story written on June 24, 2000. The photo gallery was updated in September 2006.
The phone rang in our apartment one Sunday afternoon. Lura answered. I heard her answer questions in a very deliberate manner for a few [...]